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HighOnPoker

The bartender sees them and yells, “Hey! We don’t serve donuts or sausages here!” The two sit confidently at the bar as the sausage says, “Great, we didn’t want them anyway. We’ll just have a couple of beers.”


PolyJuicedRedHead

… But because they’re so small compared to humans nobody notices. Also they can’t communicate with anyone or each other.


DrGuenGraziano

and the bartender asks the donut \- Why the long wiener?


Mticore

Donut ask me why.


velociraptorjax

Donut ask me why I sausage a thing. (I saw such a thing.)


iamluciferscousin667

Later on the sausage threw a hot dog down a hallway.


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