The bartender sees them and yells, “Hey! We don’t serve donuts or sausages here!” The two sit confidently at the bar as the sausage says, “Great, we didn’t want them anyway. We’ll just have a couple of beers.”

… But because they’re so small compared to humans nobody notices. Also they can’t communicate with anyone or each other.

and the bartender asks the donut \- Why the long wiener?

Donut ask me why.

Donut ask me why I sausage a thing. (I saw such a thing.)

Later on the sausage threw a hot dog down a hallway.

For the sex education training of the late adolescents