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Ecstatic-News

It was too small.


irllyhatereddit

too small when i was a guy too small when im a girl it never ends 😔


straight_strychnine

Of course not, *I'm bisexual*


Call_Me_Aiden

What if she got rid of the penis, though?


ThePoisonUnleashed

As long as she stays within the two gender because bi means two! /uj stop this line please, it's biphobic!


crazygamer780

it not biphobic, it is basic biological definition rooted in ancient science of the gods🤬!


ThePoisonUnleashed

Don't try to tell me Zeus wouldn't fuck an enby!


crazygamer780

bisexual = 2 sexes, obviously. but zeus is pansexual bc he fucks everyone


ThePoisonUnleashed

Zeus is pansexual because he fucks that sexy fawn with the mouth-organ.


stalenillawafer

It was bigger than mine 😥


Best-Isopod9939

I'm a cishet man. Genitals matter to sexuality and my preference is to never touch a penis. She may be a "woman" but if she got a dick then fucking her would be H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. I ain't a faggot. She needs to get her a gay boy to suck on her knob


Call_Me_Aiden

I've always wondered. How do you jerk off? Pee? Obviously hygiene isn't a thing you do, being cishet so I already know you don't wash it.


crazygamer780

>jerk he wears gloves. /uj years ago, I heard of a story of a woman who only masturbated with gloves on, because she was worried that doing it without gloves would turn her gay.


Call_Me_Aiden

/uj Meanwhile, the only way I could masturbate using my hands, was pretending I was doing it to someone else...


squiddysquiddy420

Yes and it was me I fucking hate that bitch can't believe I kissed that disgusting troon


[deleted]

Couldn't insert mine in hers?


MagnaTriste

/uj I know have this image vividly ingrained in my brain, and I fucking hate it


ThePoisonUnleashed

Yes. At first the fact that she was using T and asking for "he/him" pronouns seemed funny, and we could still be a cute lesbean couple. Then she went and got a dick attached to her and had her lovely pussy removed, and I just couldn't look her in the eyes any more.


PossessionFun5695

Thing is I'm the transgender girl and I crave to meet a lovely trans girl. 😍😘


crazygamer780

yes, it was ugly😔


7383020172

She could do a better windmill with it than me 😒


7383020172

Couldn’t have a woman be better than me at something